A Quick Review of AEW Dynamite 9/23/20

The CCP Virus strikes again. As I was trying to avoid spoilers for Dark and Late Night Dynamite on Wednesday, I missed the news that Lance Archer had been around people who had the virus, so the planned main event of Archer, Brian Cage, and Ricky Starks vs. Jon Moxley, Will Hobbs, and Darby Allin had to be scrapped. In its place, we got Moxley defending the AEW World Championship against the man who was never truly eliminated from the Casino Battle Royale, Eddie Kingston.

  • Kip Sabian and “The Best Man” Miro w/ Penelope Ford defeated Joey Janela and Sonny Kiss via Game Over Camel Clutch on Kiss

Miro looked pretty good. Kiss looked pretty good. Would’ve been more of a showcase if Miro would’ve beaten either Janela or Kiss in a singles match, or if he would’ve been the one doing most of the work in the ring. Instead, they seemed to want to save him for special spots. He also may have gotten legitimately hurt going out of the ring at one point. There were a couple of near-botches that soured things, but I don’t think either was Miro’s fault. The best part, I thought, was when Janela made the hot tag and hit both Sabian and Miro, but instead of falling off the apron, Miro just got mad and came after him. Anyway, it was fine, but far from the best of any of these guys.

  • “Hangman” Adam Page defeated Evil Uno via Buckshot Lariat

Similar to last week, including Kenny Omega on commentary. Omega seemed a little more positive about Page this time, but he still insisted he’s a singles guy now and wouldn’t acknowledge Page to his face. They’ve gotta have a match at some point. Anyway, this was shorter and less in doubt than the Kazarian match, but Uno’s pretty good. I’ve known that for a while

  • TNT Champion Brodie Lee successfully defended against Orange Cassidy via Discus Lariat

My HIGHLIGHT OF THE NIGHT. I think they did a good job of keeping both Cassidy and Lee strong witout diminishing either. Lee didn’t fall for Cassidy’s regular tricks, but Cassidy was able to bait him by feigning exhaustion later. He also had to fight off the Dark Order a couple times, especially John Silver. Silver came in and took an Orange Punch for Lee, meaning that Lee didn’t have to kick out after it, so that protected Orange’s finisher. Silver was also abused by Lee once or twice, too.

After the match, the lights went out, and some familiar music led to the return of Cody Rhodes. I like that he ditched the bleached blonde hair; I was actually just wondering the other day when he would do that. He also had a nice, dark suit. He attacked a Dark Order guy’s leg and put him in the Figure Four, but he couldn’t get his hands on Lee. I’m curious to see if this darker Cody will turn heel after he’s done feuding with Lee.

Then after the break, Lee cut an angry promo on Cody and essentially challenged him to a Dog Collar Match. Surely that will be for the anniversary show, if not the next PPV.

  • Thunder Rosa and Hikaru Shida defeated Ivelisse and Diamante via Tamashii to Diamante

Ivelisse and Diamante had some good moments, but they also looked a little off. Actually, I think there’s been at least one point in each of their matches where they’ve seemed off. This time, just as commentary was talking about how well gelled they are, they proceeded to be unable to do a double kick at the same time. Shida and Rosa worked very well as a team, however. Nothing big came from this match, as the babyfaces won and held up their arms, and that was that.

  • AEW World Champion Jon Moxley successfully defended against Eddie Kingston via Bulldog Choke

They beat each other up. Who would have expected that? It’s kind of a bummer that this match had to happen so soon, but their hands were kind of tied with Archer having to pull out of the scheduled six-man at the last minute. In all reality, though, I feel like it wouldn’t take much to heat up a pay-per-view rematch, even with the clean finish here. Moxley won without even going for the Pradigm Shift yet again (as far as I could tell), so it’s weird that they made the move such a big deal in the MJF match.

Afterwards, the Lucha Bros attacked. Will Hobbs made the save temporarily (I was wondering if they were going to give him something to do). I thought it looked kind of silly for him to get in the ring and then wait for Fenix and Penta to come to him, especially when Penta basically ignored him for several seconds and continued to choke Moxley. Darby Allin then came in to even the odds, but Ricky Starks (with Taz) hit him with a spear and had his music play as the show ended. Fine beatdown. Not sure how much it will be followed up on before Archer gets his title shot in October.

I do wonder what the original endgame was for Kingston’s insistence that he get something for the battle royal, because he’s gotten his shot now, so he shouldn’t have any grounds to complain anymore.

Outside of the matches…

There was a nice tribute graphic to Road Warrior Animal who just passed away. They mentioned him on the show, and Thunder Rosa’s face paint had a tribute design to him.

Eddie Kingston called out Moxley immediately after the first match because he wanted to look in his eyes before their title match. He also said that Moxley sold out to sports entertainment, and that was the difference between them. Ouch.

Tony Schiavone talked to Matt Jackson earlier in the day. He didn’t get superkicked, but Jackson did break his phone for asking about FTR. Then he tossed some cash at him. Matt was a huge dick here, asking people to sympathize with him and Nick while giving fake apologies for their recent actions.

Matt Hardy (still not taking time off) and Private Party called out Chris Jericho. After some talking and a random appearance by Sammy Guevara (no-selling any effects from the Broken Rules Match), Isiah Kassidy challenged Jericho for next week.

FTR and Tully Blanchard said that they’re defending against SCU next week, but from now on, tag title defenses on TV will follow a strict twenty minute time limit, and if there’s a draw, FTR will get credit for a win. They then called Best Friends backyarders because of the parking lot fight last week, so Best Friends challenged them to a match right then. They teased it, then bailed, but the seeds are set for that showdown.

Jericho accepted Kassidy’s challenge backstage, then had another interaction with MJF. They sucked up to each other, then called each other out on saying the other was a loser behind their backs. They both covered with excuses and decided to be friends.

Overall, I thought it was a good show. It kind of felt like it was coming off of a PPV after the universal praise last week’s show got, and it didn’t have any matches I liked as much as Scorpio Sky vs. Ben Carter from Late Night Dynamite the night before. But it was still good.

Next week, it’s FTR vs. SCU, Jericho vs. Kassidy, Cody answering Brodie Lee’s challenge, and Moxley appearing. And probably other stuff. The week after, there will be a celebration of Jericho’s thirty years in wrestling.

A Quick Review of AEW Dynamite 9/16/20

DISCLAIMER: This show seems to have fallen flatter for me than for most, and I think it’s because I watched it on my computer in a rush. If I had been able to kick back and watch it live or at least in one sitting on DVR, I would’ve probably liked it better.

  • FTR defeated Jurassic Express via cheating pinfall on Jungle Boy

I was mistaken last week when I said this would be a tag title match. Either that or they changed their minds over the week. Anyway, it was the usual banger of an opener, though I thought it went a little long. But they are trying to make Jungle Boy extremely resilient, so it makes sense. FTR won when one guy pinned Jungle Boy while the other one held his hand from the outside. Everyone looked good.

  • Adam Page defeated Frankie Kazarian via Buckshot Lariat

This match also felt a little long to me, considering its place on the show. Had it been on a pay-per-view or in a main event slot, I probably wouldn’t have noticed. But when Kazarian kicked out of a modified Death Valley Driver, I realized it was going to be one of those matches where only a finisher will win it, even when other moves look more devastating than the finisher.

The real story, though, was Kenny Omega on commentary subtly burying Page and acting like it was a major feat for him to win a match where he couldn’t tag anyone in to help him. Then he left without acknowledging him to his face, and Page had a lonely beer.

  • MJF defeated Shawn Dean via Salt of the Earth Armbar

Hardly a match. My man Shawn Dean got poked in the eye and put in an armbar, and that was it. It really just existed so that MJF could declare himself the uncrowned AEW Champion since Moxley cheated at the PPV (even though MJF cheated first). Then he teased joining  a stable.

  • “Le Champion” “Demo God” “Lionheart” “Y2J” “Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla” Chris Jericho and Jake Hager defeated Private Party via Judas Effect Elbow on Isaiah Kassidy

Private Party almost had me on a couple pinfall attempts, but I figured the Inner Circle members would win. Isiah Kassidy got hit in the leg with a bat by Hager, but it only led to a commercial break and not the finish. He was still able to fight back for a while. The most interesting thing was Jericho attacking Kassidy after beating him, only to be driven off by Marq Quen. Future singles program?

  • Thunder Rosa successfully defended the NWA Women’s Championship against Ivelisse via Tombstone Piledriver

HIGHLIGHT OF THE NIGHT. This was hard-hitting and intense. Regardless of some backstage rumors that I didn’t even find out about until later, I dug this one. Diamante attacked afterwards, so Hikaru Shida ran in for the save and handed Rosa the NWA belt.

  • Best Friends defeated Santana and Ortiz in a Parking Lot Fight via Crunchy through a board on the back of a pickup truck on Ortiz.

This was brutal. I’m really not sure if I should commend these guys for putting on such a show or chastise them for endangering their lives and conditioning fans to expect dangerous stuff like this at the end of feuds. I feel that hardcore stuff like we saw back in ECW or at King of the Ring ’98 set the bar high for wrestling violence, and the TLC matches of the ’00s kept it there. There was a time when my favorite matches were these kinds of matches, but these days, I feel like wrestlers ought to be conditioning fans to accept less as more when it comes to hardcore stuff. It’ll help them and their successors extend their careers and maybe even their lives.

Also, am I supposed to believe that Orange Cassidy hid in the trunk of that car for the whole match, just waiting for Santana or Ortiz to get Trent or Chuck in just that position so he could make the surprise save? What if they’d lost before that? But at least his interference made sense and seemed somewhat less unfair since S&O had attacked him the week before. And Trent’s mom flipping off the heels as they all left was a good bookend.

Outside of the matches, the Young Bucks are now the Grump Bucks (my words, not theirs) after they came out and superkicked the referee before the FTR match. Then they tossed a stack of cash to Tony Khan to pay their fine. So they’re heels…but FTR are also heels…are we still building to that match?

Matt Hardy got attacked before the Private Party match so he couldn’t accompany them, and then Jericho and Hager made fun of him. I don’t know why they did this since Hardy pretty much said he would be gone for a while during his promo last week anyway. Maybe it’s to set up a program with him and Jericho when he gets back.

Taz went back to his move breakdown video series as a way to put over Ricky Starks and take a shot at Darby Allin.

Eddie Kingston and his crew beat up some ringside jobbers for kicks. The big takeaways from this segment were 1) Eddie is still insisting he was never eliminated from the All Out battle royal, so he deserves something, and 2) the Blade was told to get his “house in order,” which probably means something involving Allie since she’s his wife in real life. QT Marshall may have more to worry about than the Dark Order now…

Miro and Kip Sabian did a promo in a weight room. It was fine. At least Miro looks tougher this week.

Jake Roberts and Taz made a deal where Brian Cage and Ricky Starks will tag with Lance Archer against John Moxley and two partners next week. In return, Cage will get the first shot when Archer wins the title. Archer mentioned Eddie Kingston’s earlier comments. Moxley came out and got jumped by Starks and Cage, but Will Hobbs made the save. Hobbs making a big leap from Dark jobber to side player in the main event program, and I’m a bit surprised but very happy for him. Moxley put Hobbs over and told Darby Allin to get to Jacksonville next week for the match.

Conspicuous by their absence on this show were the members of the Dark Order and the Nightmare Family.

Next week will be interesting because it seems we’re getting two Dynamites – a one-hour special after the NBA game on Tuesday, and the regular Wednesday show. The Wednesday show will have Moxley, Hobbs, and Allin vs. Archer, Cage, and Starks; Shida and Rosa vs. Ivelisse and Diamante; and a TNT Championship match between Brodie Lee and Orange Cassidy. According to AEW’s Twitter, the Tuesday show will have Scorpio Sky vs. Ben Carter, Matt Sydal vs. Shawn Spears, and Brandi Rhodes vs. Anna Jay.